his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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