**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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