evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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