Is it normal to miss your booty call?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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