We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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