Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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