just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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