Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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