"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Randomize
