My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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