i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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