Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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