i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
