I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
