So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
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