You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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