Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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