Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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