Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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