Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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