I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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