official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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