Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
No more Irish car bombs ever.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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