Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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