fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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