You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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