so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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