there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
there is glitter all over my balls
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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