Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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