I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
