Sry I called you an 8
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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