dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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