i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize