when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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