these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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