I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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