Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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