Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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