Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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