super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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