I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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