Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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