Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Drunk is not a location!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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