you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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