You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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