So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
only if we run a train.
done.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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