BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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