pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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