you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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