fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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