I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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