sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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