I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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