just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
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