I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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