Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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