discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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