mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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